Poisoning Pigeons In The Park Uke tab by Tom Lehrer

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Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here
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Life is skittles and life is beer
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I think the loveliest time of the year
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Is the spring, I do, don't you, of course you do
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But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me
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And makes every Sunday a treat for me

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All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon
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When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
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Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me
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As we poison the pigeons in the park

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When they see us coming, the birdies all try and hide
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But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide

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The sun's shining bright
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Everything seems all right
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When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
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We've gained notoriety and caused much anxiety
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In the Audubon Society with our games
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They call it impiety and lack of propriety
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And quite a variety of unpleasant names
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But it's not against any religion
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To want to dispose of a pigeon

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So if Sunday you're free, why don't you come with me
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And we'll poison the pigeons in the park
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And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two
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While we're poisoning pigeons in the park

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We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment
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C Except for the few we take home to experiment

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My pulse will be quickenin' with each drop of strych-a-nin'
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We feed to a pigeon
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It just takes a smidgen
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To poison a pigeon in the park