Incomplete (the Puzzle Song) Uke tab by Thomas Sanders

[ROMAN]
C                                  G
So, you've gone and called someone stupid
D                                     F
And, in response, they've damaged your eye
C                      D
But there is where the conflict must end
Am                   F
Lest you both end up blind



[LOGAN, spoken]

Another song? Really?



[ROMAN]
C                        D
Sometimes the problems at play
Am                   F
Are not all plain to see
C                    G
So we lash out at our loved ones
D                      F
Disregarding our bonds' sanctity



[PATTON]
 C                                D
There are several sides to us that may seem abstract at first
Am                     F
Until we discover where everything fits, and
C                   D
People can be like a half-missing puzzle set;
F
As we find the pieces
           D
Things make more and more sense!



[THOMAS, spoken]

Nice imagery, but I'm not sure I follow



[PATTON, in patter-song]
F
Well, I'll give you an example:
C                                 D
I had this problem where I'd often hide my less-than-awesome feelings
F                                          G
So when I would feel like sobbing, I'd just smile and crack jokes!
C                              D
I thought that that was coping, only joking
     F
Never showing sadness
             G
Hoping it would go away!



[LOGAN, spoken]

Did that work?



[PATTON, spoken]
D
Nope!



[PATTON]
      C
I felt bad!



[ROMAN, spoken]

Aw, Pat...



[PATTON]
D
It's okay



[THOMAS, spoken]

How's that?



[PATTON]
F
Everybody gets sad
    G              Am
Even dads that have people to care for
   C
And therefore
                 D
You don't have to hide your pain
     F      A
Life without rainy days
    C
Is incomplete

(spoken)
C
Or like not even a thing, you know?
C
Rain goes to plants, plants feed animals, plant-eating animals feed animal-eating animals
C
And humans feed animals corn and inject them
A
With hormones until they can barely walk anymo—



[THOMAS, spoken]
D
Patton?



[PATTON, spoken]
D
Yes?



[THOMAS, spoken]
A
How does all of that relate to rain?



[PATTON, spoken:]
A          C
Oh, right, rainy days, forgot what I was talking about

Um, putting it simply, rain is a necessary piece of the

Puzzle that is, uh, life



[LOGAN, spoken]
C
So true

Are we done with singing or is this just one of those musical interludes?



[VIRGIL, spoken]
C
On the subject of storm clouds...
F                          G
'Cause, you know. You need. Storm clouds to make. Rain
G
I'm just gonna get into it

(in patter-song)
        C
You once knew me as real gloomy
          D
This weird spooky, broody dude
        F
'Cause I knew you'd listen to me
      G
As too scary to ignore
 C
I thought that I could take it
       D
All the hate could just be shaken
    F
But when you lo— care for someone
     G
Not much hurts more than their scorn
  C
I also felt bad



[ROMAN, spoken:]

Oh come now...



[VIRGIL]
    D
In a different way...



[THOMAS, spoken]

Different how?





[VIRGIL]
        F
By bad I mean, well, mean
     G                    C
But I did what I thought I had to
        F
Which is bad too!
       D
I don't have to act all tough...



[THOMAS]
         G
Sometimes love is enough...



[PATTON]
  C
Or what we need!



[LOGAN, in patter song]
C
That was a quaint little review
D
Of things that we already knew
F
Now, can our discourse resume?
G
There's pressing matters at hand



[THOMAS, spoken]
C
Actually, that was for your benefit



[LOGAN, spoken]
D
I don't see how that could be relevant



[PATTON, spoken]
      F
Logan, please



[THOMAS, spoken]
F
Our goal's benevolent



[LOGAN, spoken]
               G
You know me; I don't care for sentiment



[ROMAN, spoken]
C
OMG!



[LOGAN & THOMAS, in patter song]
C
This serves as a testament
(This serves as a testament)
      D
To the fact
(To the fact)
D
That to me, you're negligent
(That you have a temperament,)
F
Which is fine
(Which is fine.)

F
It just works to your detriment
(You just haven't accepted it.)
G
You not letting me finish
(If you'd let them finish
G
They'd get to the—!)
Is proving my—!



[VIRGIL, spoken]
C
HEY!

(sung)
          C
You're lost



[LOGAN, spoken]

I'm right here



[VIRGIL]
     D
It's okay



[LOGAN, spoken]

You're acting weird...



[VIRGIL]
     F
I was lost once, too
          G
But thanks to all of you
          C
Life sucks less, now...



[ROMAN, THOMAS & PATTON]
          D
We're your best pals!



[VIRGIL]
      F
No one wants to be a joke...



[ROMAN, THOMAS & PATTON]
     G  
But a life free of jokes
 C
Is incomplete!



[ROMAN, spoken]
C
Oh my gosh, guys!
D
If we're airing out our dirty laundry
F
Would you mind if I participated?



[THOMAS, spoken]
G
By all means! Sure!



[ROMAN, spoken]
C
I'd also like to contribute to this weird, vent-ey song!



[THOMAS, spoken]
D
Please, do!



[ROMAN, in patter song]
           C
I've got an issue
         
That feels like new-school;
   D
I don't wanna say

I'm too cool
          F
But I'm just too fab for you fools
    G
And I feel like you don't get me!



[THOMAS, spoken]
C
You insulted us while venting?



[ROMAN, spoken]
C
Sorry!



[THOMAS, spoken]
D
It's alright, Princey
F
Honestly, it didn't hurt me
F
It's clear that
G
You're the one
G
That's hurting



[ROMAN, spoken]

Huh?



[VIRGIL]
C
You feel low



[ROMAN]

That's not true!



[PATTON]
D
It's okay



[ROMAN, spoken]

Don't assume!



[THOMAS]

F
You don't need to save face



[VIRGIL]
G
In almost any case



[VIRGIL & PATTON]
C
We embrace you



[ROMAN, spoken]

That's rich



[VIRGIL]
D
No one hates you



[VIRGIL, THOMAS & PATTON]
F
Everybody's got flaws



[THOMAS]
G
But with no you at all
   C
I'm incomplete!



[ROMAN, VIRGIL, THOMAS & PATTON]
C
There!
   D
Now you see!
F
Everybody goes wrong
G
And we put it in song
C
So it's easier
D
To hear it!



[PATTON]
             F
This puzzle's tough

I'll admit
      G
But in time
                           C
We'll find where everything fits