Kill The Director Uke tab by The Wombats

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I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
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Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill to have
F
So, many skills that make her distinctive
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But they're not mine to have, no, they're not mine
F
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
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No, I don't care about the soaps
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No, I don't care about the soaps
                      C                               G
Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode

F, Dm

C
If this is a rom-com
G
Kill the director

F, Dm,

C
If this is a rom-com
G                         F
Kill the director, please
F
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
C                                        G
Don't talk to girls, they'll break your heart
F
And this is my head and this is my spout
         C                                G
They work together, they can't figure anything out
       F
So, with the angst of a teenage band
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Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
C                                                G                                     F                    Dm
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand
C
If this is a rom-com
G
Kill the director
C
If this is a rom-com
G
Kill the director
C
If this is a rom-com
G                          F
Kill the director, please