Dating A Porn Star Uke tab by The Weepies

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Dating a porn star, it isn't all roses
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She leaves you home on a Saturday night
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You can go crazy with thoughts and supposes
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Lose the thin thread between what's wrong and right

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So Starlight won't you kiss me
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For I have missed you so
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Just like the others
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And all of their brothers
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I've come to see the show

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The strip club crowd looks like a sad constellation
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But I hold your heart like the sky holds the moon
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I'm cast down outside 'cause they don't allow boyfriends
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Star won't you tell me you're coming home soon

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So Starlight won't you kiss me
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For I have missed you so
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Just like the others
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And all of their brothers
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I've come to see the show                                                 

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Playing cards with the bouncer to let me back in
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I hear them announce her and I hear her begin
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Sometimes I think that I was born to lose
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My money, my shirt, my socks and my shoes

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Dating a porn star, it's bad news brother
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You wonder how long 'til the coming of day
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And wait by the sparkly curtains of heaven
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The stars look so pretty from so far away

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So Starlight won't you kiss me
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For I have missed you so
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Just like the others
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And all of their brothers
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I've come to see the show  

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