Suicide Hotline Uke tab by The Prettiots

Intro 
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On a scale of one to Plath I'm like a four
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My head's not in the oven but I can't get off the floor
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It's not that bad, I won't take it too far
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I see a good shrink and hate dream boys, no bell jar

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"I'm not fine but I'll be okay
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I probably won't kill myself today"

D G A x2 Strummed

(On the song its sounds as if she strums this verse)

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Woolf took a dip with some rocks in her pockets
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I'd say comparatively, I've got a bad case of the fuck it's
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It's not that bad and I'm told I'll be fine
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But it feels like shit right now, so just let me whine

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"I'm not fine but I'll be okay
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I probably won't kill myself today"

(Back to picking like in the intro)

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The sun rose for Hemingway when he was twenty-seven
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I've got a couple of years but I doubt it's gonna happen
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I'm pretty fucking jaded for someone my age
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But I don't have any plans with Ernie's twelve-gauge

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"I'm not fine but I'll be okay
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I probably won't kill myself today"
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I'm not okay but I guess I'll be fine
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Please don't call suicide hotline, hotline
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