It Doesn't Matter Uke tab by The Kitchen Utensils

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It doesn't matter if you're bisexual,
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It doesn't matter if you're gay
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Don't worry curvy nose man, it's ok
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It doesn't matter if you're a lesbian,
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It doesnt matter, if youre not straight,
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But Carol and susan, men are not to hate
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Lesbians wear dungarees,
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And they make my gaydar beep,
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Gay people have very white teeth,
Em
And they tend to talk like this

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I said it doesn't matter if you're bisexual,
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It doesn't matter if you're gay,
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It doesn't matter if you're a lesbian,
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It doesn't matter if you're not straight