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Intro: Bb F Eb [x4]

      Bb             F
I got boulders on my shoulders
       Eb
Collar bones begin to crack
         Bb          F                   Eb             
There is very little left of me and it's never coming back
          Bb                 F
There are certain things you ask of me
              Eb
And there are certain things I lack
       Bb              F
The beginning, we were winning
        Eb
Now I'm just making up facts

          G         D
What's it matter anymore?
      Eb
You believe the lies I tell
           G              D         
There's no meaning to the words
       Eb
But we still sing these songs well
          G           D
And if we all left it alone
                 Eb
I'm sure it'll work itself out fine
        G                D
We keep playing with the numbers
        Eb
We are running out of time
We are running
We are running

             G                    Eb
But you're a killer and I'm your best friend
             C
I think it's unfair, your situation
             G
You say I'm changing,
               Eb
Sorry I didn't know I had to stay the same
       C
Could we talk about this later?
                               Bb
Your voice is driving me insane

F Eb
Bb F Eb

       Bb               F              Eb
Well I try to write you poems, but the words they don't make sense
        Bb                F               Eb
My hand tries to grip the pencil, but the fingers are too tense
      Bb            F             Eb
And I try to show emotion, but my eyes won't seem to wet
         Bb               F                      Eb
And I'd love to tell you stories, but I can't remember how they went

         G               D                 Eb
You're a flashlight in a dark room for the loneliest black out
         G           D             Eb
You were all we had left after it all was filtered out
         G        D                 Eb
Turn you on in a dark room right before we both pass out
         G         D                 Eb
Turn you on when I need you, but the batteries ran out
They ran out

         G                   Eb
You're a werewolf and I'm a full moon
             C          
And all your very worst enemies will be gone soon
               G
I think you're changing
                       Eb
Don't worry, you don't gotta stay the same
         C
Could we talk about this later?
                                        Bb    
Your voice is driving me, driving me insane 
F           Eb
Driving me insane...