Cooking With Satan Uke tab by Sun City Girls (Baritone Chords)

[Intro]:
Am
 
[Verse]
Am            E
Buy low, sell high
F        G               Am
A centipede between the eyes
F        G             C     Am
Looking hungry at the flock
F          G                 Am
Spill the blood, improve the stock
 
[Pre-Chorus]
 
C                          Am
White trash riverboat Tom Sawyer
                           F
He tried to sue my voodoo lawyer
                                 G
I held him up bringin' home his bacon
                                           C
and I cooked it lean in the kitchen with Satan
 
[Chorus]
 
C                                  Am
And him and me with our brackish frowns
                               F
Dressin' down, sleaze broker town
                               G
We moved 'em out, we took 'em down
C                             Am
We're dressin' down with a cell phone
                               F
Answerin' calls, this cookin' pays
         G             C
Gimme a call, 1-800-FUCKIN-A
C                           Am
I'll put you in a cardboard box
                        F
Slip you out into the rocks
                         G
Sit back and watch your momma pray
                                      C
'Cause fuckiin' maggot you're in the way
 
[Ending]
     Am        F           G
Buy low, sell high.....