I'm Not A Loser Uke tab by Spongebob The Musical

C
(For this part only: played as 7875; slow, single finger downstrum)


          F     E (2444)
I'm not a loser,
        Am              E (2444)
I don't secretly hate myself,
        F                  Fm
I'm not singing this to no one,
             C                E (2444)
It's not the case that no one cares,
          F       Fm
I'm not a failure,
                 C      A7
I don't not have talent,
            Dm                Fm
When others see me they can't see the
    G7            Am
nobody that isn't there,


F
  Now hold on, that's a triple negative, you can't 'not' see 'nobody,'
Dm
   Because I'm not nobody, which can't not be seen,
Am
   Let me start over,


              Dm    Fm
My life's not empty,
           Am             E (2444)
They don't not like me at all,
            F                Fm
I don't not leave the house 'cause
               C              E (2444)
I don't not prefer to stay at home,
        F     Fm
I don't stink,
          C     A7
I'm not a waste,
        Dm           Fm
I'm not all alone in thinking
       G7           Am
that I am not all alone,

Am

Am
(For this part only: played as 7545; in order of 3rd, 2nd, 4th, then 1st followed by 1st, 4th, 2nd, then 3rd.)


F
 Maybe I am a loser!


     Am
Hey, Squidward!

N.C.
Huh?

Am               G               Am
You're not delirious with despair
Am              G                         Am
 and you're not calling true things false!


Am     Am
  Hey, Squidward!

N.C.
This is weird,

Am              G                Am
You're not hallucinating this sea
Am       G                  Am
 anemone chorus line at all!


N.C.
I'm not?


G


             F     E (2041)
You're not a loser,
          C                 E (2041)
You don't secretly hate yourself,
           F                  Fm
You're not singing this to no one,
             C                E (2041)
It's not the case that no one cares,

N.C.
Okay!

             F       Fm
You're not a failure,
                   C      A
You don't not have talent,
F           Dm                 Fm
When others see you they can't see the
    F       G     C
nobody that isn't there,


          Dm            Fm
I'm not a loser! (Not a loser!)
           Am             E (2041)
They don't not like me at all! (No!)
            F                Fm
I don't not leave the house 'cause
               C              E (2041)
I don't not prefer to stay at home! (Ohh! Stay at home!)
        F                 Fm
I don't stink! (You don't stink!)
          C                    A
I'm not a waste! (You're not a waste!)
        Dm           Fm
I'm not all alone in thinking
       G            C
that I am not all alone!