Ex-wives Uke tab by Six The Musical

[Intro]
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Divorced, beheaded, died
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Divorced, beheaded, survived
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And tonight London we are LIVE
 
[Verse 1]
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Listen up, let me tell you a story
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A story that you think you've heard before
Em
We know you know our names and our fame and our faces
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Know all about the glories and the disgraces
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I'm done cause all this time
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I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme
Em
So I pick up a pen and a microphone
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History's about to get overthrown
 
[Pre-Chorus]
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Divorced, beheaded, died
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Divorced, beheaded, survived
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But just for you tonight
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We're divorced beheaded LIVE
 
[Chorus]
G
Welcome to the show to the historemix
Bm
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
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Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
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Raising up the roof until we hit the ceiling
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Get ready for the truth that will be revealing
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Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
 
But now we're ex-wives
 
[Verse 2]
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All you ever hear and read about
D
Is our ex, and the way it ended
Em
But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
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You're gonna find out how we got unfriended.
Bm
Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice,
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'cause we're taking you to court.
Em
And every Tudor rose has it's thorns
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and you're gonna here 'em live, in consort.
 
[Verse 3]
N.C.
Divorced
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My name is Catherine of Aragon
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Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon,
Em
Of royalty. My loyalty is to the Vatican
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So if you try to dump me, you won't try that again.
 
N.C.
Beheaded
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I'm that Boleyn girl, and I'm up next see
D
I broke England from the church. Yeah, I'm that sexy
Em
Why did I lose my head?
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Well, my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red
 
N.C.
Died
Bm
Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved (Rude!)
D
When my son was newly born, I died
Em
But I'm not what I seem or am I
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Stick around and you'll suddenly see more.
 
N.C.
Divorced
Bm
Ich bin Anna of Cleves, Ja?
D
When he saw my portrait he was like, Ja
Em
But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic
F#
Funny how we all discus that but never Henry's little...
 
Bm
Prick up your ears I'm the Katherine, who lost her head
N.C.
Beheaded
D
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Em
Lock up your husbands. Lock up your sons
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K-Howard is here and the fun's begun
 
N.C.
Survived
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Five down I'm the final wife
D
I saw him to the end of his life
Em
I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr
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I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said, I bet you wanna know how we got this far
Do you wanna know how we got this far then...
 
[Chorus]
G
Welcome to the show to the historemix
Bm
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
A                                     E
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
G
Get your hands up get this party buzzing
Bm
You want a queen bee, well there's half a dozen
A                                     E  G  F#
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
 
But now we're ex-wives
 
[Refrain]
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Bm    A    G F# Bm D
 
[Outro]
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One, two, three, four, five
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