Punky's Dilemma Uke tab by Simon And Garfunkel (Baritone Chords)

Bb* (3210)
Am* (5430)


Am         Gm7
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
C                    Am
Floating in my bowl talking movies
Am        Gm7
Relaxing awhile
Am
Living in style
Bb                                         Am
Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.
C              F                   Bb*  Am*  
Casually glancing at his toupee.


Am         Gm7
Wish I was an English muffin
C                    Am
About to make the most out of a toaster
Am        Gm7
I'd ease myself down
Am
Coming up brown
Bb                                  Am
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam.
       C              F            Bb*  Am*  
I'm a "Citizen's for Boysenberry Jam" fan


  Bb*           Am*
Ah, South California.


Am         Gm7
If I become a first lieutenant
C                            Am
Would you put my photo on your piano?
Am        Gm7
"To Maryjane 
Am
Best Wishes, Martin."
Bb                                                 Am
Old Roger, draft-dodger, Leavin' by the basement door
C                F                              Bb  Am  
Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for.