Down Syndrome Girl Uke tab by Seth MacFarlane (Baritone Chords)

13 Chords used in the song: Bb, C, F, Eb, Ebm, G, A, E, B, Db, Gb, Ab, Fm

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Bb Bb
You've got to look your best tonight,
C C
You tubby little parasite,
F F Bb Bb
'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you.
Bb Bb
And though her pretty face may seem
C C
A A special person's wettest dream
F F Bb Bb
Before you get to see it there are things you must do.
Eb Eb Ebm Ebm Bb Bb
We'll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow
Eb Eb Ebm Ebm Bb Bb
Or a rose that shows that you're a classy fellow
Eb Eb Ebm Ebm Bb Bb G G
With the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello
C C F F
Busting out a mile with style.

Bb Bb
I know you just can't wait to stare
C C
At all that luscious orange hair
F F G G
But, boy, before you touch a single curl,
Eb Eb Ebm Ebm
You must impress that ultra bloomin',
Bb Bb G G
All-consumin', poorly groomin'
F F Bb Bb
Down's Syndrome girl.

Bb Bb
On any normal day you reek
C C
As if you're on a farting streak.
F F Bb Bb
Your finger's up your nose And you are dripping with drool.
Bb Bb
But if you want a lady's love,
C C
You're better off by smelling of
F F Bb Bb
A A gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool.

Eb Eb Ebm Ebm
A A squirt, a spurt
Bb Bb
Of something just for Ellen
Eb Eb Ebm Ebm
And you'll see, that she
Bb Bb
Will find you so compellin'
Eb Eb Ebm Ebm
And she does, because
Bb Bb G G
The only smell that she'll be smellin'
C C F F
Won't be coming from your bum.

Bb Bb
You wanna take that little whore
C C
And spin her on the dancing floor,
F F G G
But boy, before you do a single twirl,
Eb Eb Ebm Ebm
You must impress that effervescing,
Bb Bb G G
Self-possessing, no BS-ing
F F Bb Bb
Down's Syndrome girl.

F F, G G

C C
Her eyes are emerald portals
G G
To a secret land of love
C C
And her smile is like the sweetest summer flower.
C C
Her kiss is so inviting
E E
And her hugs are so delighting,
B B A A
And what makes them really nice
E E Db Db
Is that they've got a little spice,

Because they're tighter than a vise
Gb Gb
And they go on for an hour.


{Cut to immeadiate key-change} D D Eb Eb

Ab Ab
My boy, between the two of us,
Bb Bb
We'll get you on that shorty bus
Db Db C C
And then you're gonna take it for a whirl.
Db Db E E Ab Ab Fm Fm
Now go impress that super-thrilling, Wish-fulfilling, Yoo-Hoo spilling,
Db Db E E Ab Ab Fm Fm
Ultra-swinging, boner-bringing, Gaily singing, dingalinging,
Db Db E E Ab Ab Fm Fm
Stupefying, fortifying, As of Monday, shoelace tying,
Db Db E E Ab Ab Fm Fm
Stimulating, titillating, Kitty-cat impersonating,
Db Db E E Ab Ab Fm Fm
Mega-rocking, pillow-talking, Just a little crooked walking,
Db Db E E Ab Ab Fm Fm
Coyly pouting, booby-sprouting: For some reason always shouting,
Db Db E E Ab Ab F F
Fascinating, captivating, Happiness and joy creating...

Eb Eb Ab Ab
Down's Syndrome Girl!

Uke tab by , 22 Dec 2017

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