I Can't Decide Uke tab by Scissor Sisters

A
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Dm
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
A
F**k and kiss you both at the same time
Dm
Smells like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten
Em
I'm not a gangster tonight
F
Don't wanna be a bad guy
Em
I'm just a loner baby
F
And now you've gotten in my way

C
I can't decide
        E7
Whether you should live or die
        Am
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
        F
Please don't hang your head and cry
           C
No wonder why
C              E7
My heart feels dead inside
F                      Fm
It's cold and hard and petrified
C                  A
Lock the doors and close the blinds
      F     G     C
We're going for a ride

A
It's a b**ch convincing people to like you
Dm
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
A
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dm
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
Em
I've got to hand it to you
F
You've played by all the same rules
Em
It takes the truth to fool me
F
And now you've made me angry

C
I can't decide
        E7
Whether you should live or die
        Am
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
        F
Please don't hang your head and cry
           C
No wonder why
C              E7
My heart feels dead inside
F                      Fm
It's cold and hard and petrified
C                  A
Lock the doors and close the blinds
      F     G     C
We're going for a ride

C           E7
Oh, I could throw you in the lake
            Am
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
        G.                               
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you
            C
when you're gone
            E7
Oh, I could bury you alive
            Am
But you might crawl out with a knife
            Fm
And kill me when I'm sleeping
[No chord]
That's why

C
I can't decide
        E7
Whether you should live or die
        Am
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
        F
Please don't hang your head and cry
           C
No wonder why
C              E7
My heart feels dead inside
F                      Fm
It's cold and hard and petrified
C                  A
Lock the doors and close the blinds
      F     G     C
We're going for a ride