I Can't Decide Uke tab by Scissor Sisters

C                                            
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Fm
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
C
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Fm
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten


   Gm
I'm not a gangster tonight
  G#
Don't want to be a bad guy
    Gm
I'm just a loner baby
   G#
And now you're gotten in my way


     D#
I can't decide
             G
Whether you should live or die
              G#
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
                   F
Please don't hang your head and cry
               D#
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
   G                           G#
It's cold and hard and petrified
D#                         F  
Lock the doors and close the blinds
G#                   D#
We're going for a ride

C
It's a bitch convincing people to like you
Fm
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
C
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Fm
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled


Gm
I've got to hand it to you
G#
You've played by all the same rules
Gm
It takes the truth to fool me
G#
And now you've made me angry


D#
I can't decide?
G
Whether you should live or die
G#
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
F
Please don't hang your head and cry
              D#
No wonder why  
My heart feels dead inside
   G                 G#
It's cold and hard and petrified
       D#                       F
Lock the doors and close the blinds
       G#                D#
We're going for a ride


                C
Oh I could throw you in the lake
      Fm
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
          A#                                                    D#m
I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
                G
Oh I could bury you alive
                      Cm
But you might crawl out with a knife
                  G#m                
And kill me when I'm sleeping

That's why


D#
I can't decide
                              G
Whether you should live or die
               G#
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
                   F
Please don't hang your head and cry
                D# 
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
       G                        G#
It's cold and hard and petrified
D#                        F 
Lock the doors and close the blinds
G#                 D#
We're going for a ride