The Futile Uke tab by Say Anything

B
Shit! 
                D               E
Nothing makes sense, so I won't think about it.

I'll go with the ignorance.
B                F#
Eat, sleep, fuck and flee:
             E
In four words, that's me! 

I am full of indifference.
B                      F#                  E
What do the old people teach us but how to die (die) die (die)? 
B                            F#               G#m    E
And what do those hissy fits teach you except how to cry, pussy, cry? 
           F#m        G#m           E
Yeah, the futile, the futile, it outweighs the beautiful.
F#m     G#m            A             B
Futile, the futile, it outweighs the beautiful!
F#m   G#m           E
Futile, the futile, the futile so... (futile, the futile, the)
B
Taste. I have no taste!
                   E
I don't like these tiny portions 
                            B
Or your artful abortions of sound! 
                                         E
Sealed with a kiss, slathered in the sauce sarcastic. 
 
So go choke on your irony!
B                      F#                  E
What do the old people teach us but how to die (die) die (die)? 
     B                       F#         E                  C#m
And what do those hissy fits teach you except how to cry, pussy, cry? 
       F#m        G#m         E
Yeah, the futile, the futile, it outweighs the beautiful.
F#m     G#m            A             B
Futile, the futile, it outweighs the beautiful!
F#m     G#m            E
Futile, the futile, the futile so...
         B                G#m
I'm eating rat poison for dinner! 


          E                         F# 
Pull the cord from the phone, I am dining alone 
B                      G#m             E
Tonight! Rat poison for dinner, pull the cord from the phone,
     F                   B
I am dining alone, so goodnight!
B                                     E
Love! I shall not love, yet I'll still sing about it. 
                             B
Hope it covers the ocean in slime!
               F#                   E
The drama and drool, I'm leaking the blood of a fool
      B                   G#m
I'm eating rat poison for dinner! 
          E                         F#  
Pull the cord from the phone, I am dining alone 
B                      G#m
Tonight! Rat poison for dinner, 
E                                 F#           B     G#m
Pull the cord from the phone, I am dining alone tonight!
E       F#     F# - B  G#m     
Oh I am dining alone, tonight, 
  E       F#
Tonight, tonight!
      B  C#
Oh yeah