Bb Gun Uke tab by Roger Alan Wade

C                           G7
I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
                                C
Lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what I done
                     F
Put a blood blister upon each bun
              G7                          C
I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
 
              C                        G7
I’d love to rub your toothbrush on a sick monkeys butt
                                    C
Give your home phone number to some perverted nut
                                         F
Tell everybody whatcha really weight and just for fun
              G7                          C
I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
 
              C                           G7
I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
                                C
Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come
                      F
Put a blood blister upon each bun
              G7                          C
I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
 
              C                       G7
I’d love to kick your poodle, I’d love to sling your cat
                              C
Bust your Yanni CD’s with a baseball bat
                                                    F
Send your fat-mouthed momma sailing like the flying nun
              G7                          C
I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
 
              C                           G7
I’d like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
                                C
Lay there in the tall grass and wait for the cops to come
                      F
Put a blood blister upon each bun
              G7
I’d like to pop Sally Fields right square in the ass
                    C
With a Red Rider BB gun