Sweet Transvestite Uke tab by Rocky Horror Picture Show (Baritone Chords)

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    D# - E                  F# - G                   G# - A                             
          How do you do?  I        See you've met my   
                  D# - E   G   G A   
    Faithful handy -man
            D# - E                F# - G                       G# - A  
    He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked
                          D#-E      G   G A  
    He thought you were the candyman
    D#-E                 F#-G                 G#-A  
       Don't get strung out, by the way I look
                D#-E             G   G A 
    Don't judge a book by its cover
          D#-E         F#-G                  
    I'm not much of a man by the light of day
          G#-A                      E      
    But, by night I'm one hell of a lover
               B7                      A                       E
    I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
 
           E                      G
    Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
        A                                 E
    You look like you're both . .. pretty groovy
              E                      G
    Or if you want something visual . .. that's not too abysmal
    A                                    E
    We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

                E                          G
    BRAD: We're glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone?
          A                  E
    We're both in a bit of a hurry     JANET: Right!! 
                     E                          G
    BRAD: We'll just stay where we are, then to back to our car
       A                    E
    We don't want to be any worry
  
                         E                         G
    FRANK: Well, you got caught with a flat, Well, how 'bout that?
          A                 E
    Well, babies, don't you panic
           E                         G
    By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
                   A         E
    I'll get you a Satanic mechanic!
               B7                      A                       E
    I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania

    (hard stop, chords struck hard and short)

                                       E                          G
    Why don't you stay for the night? (Night!) or maybe, a bite? (Bite!)
                        A                E
    I could show you my favorite .. . obsession
              E             G
    I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan
             A                           E
    and he's good for relieving my .. . "tension"
 
               B7                      A                       E
    I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
               B7                      A                       E
    I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
                 
   (spoken, chords struck hard and short)
                           E                            G
   So - come up to the lab,  and see what's on the slab
                                           E
   I see you shiver with antici.. . pation
                       E                      G
   But, maybe the rain, isn't really to blame
                                                       (end loudly on E)
   So, I'll remove the cause (chuckle), but not the symptom!