Too Many Friends Uke tab by Placebo (Baritone Chords)

Gm                              F 
My computer thinks I'm gay 
                                          D#
I threw that piece of junk away 
                           D# 
on the champs-Elysees 
as I was walking home. 
Gm                             F 
this is my last communique 
                                D# 
down the supper highway 
                               D# 
all that I have left to say 
in a single tome, I got: 
Bb 
too many friends
too many people 
       F 
that I'll never meet 
                                 Gm
and I'll never be there for 
                          D#
I'll never be there for 
cause I'll never be there. 
Gm                         F 
If I could give it all away 
                                          D#
will it come back to me someday 
                           D#
like a needle in the hay 
or an expensive stone. 
Gm                            F 
But I got a reason to declaim 
                                   D#
the applications are to blame 
                                     D#
for all my sorrow an my pain 
a feeling so alone, I got: 
Bb 
too many friends
too many people 
       F 
that I'll never meet 
                                 Gm
and I'll never be there for 
                          D#
I'll never be there for 
cause I'll never be there. 
Bb 
too many friends
too many people 
       F 
that I'll never meet 
                                 Gm
and I'll never be there for 
                          D#
I'll never be there for 
cause I'll never be there. 
D
(Stacco) 
Gm                              F 
My computer thinks I'm gay 
                                     D#
What's the difference anyway 
                                        D#
when all that people do all day 
is staring to a phone, I got: 
Bb 
too many friends
too many people 
       F 
that I'll never meet 
                                 Gm
and I'll never be there for 
                          D#
I'll never be there for 
cause I'll never be there. 
Bb 
too many friends
too many people 
       F 
that I'll never meet 
                                 Gm
and I'll never be there for 
                          D#
I'll never be there for 
                                   Bb
cause I'll never be there. 
                             F 
I'll never be there. 
                             Gm 
I'll never be there. 
                          D#
I'll never be there. 
                            Gm 
I'll never be there.