I Will Get A Vasectomy Uke tab by Pink Guy

Strum Pattern - (d-d-dudu-d)

E         F#m 
Why, are kids so fucking stupid?
            B 
Did their parents not beat them hard 
   A     B       E
enough-enough-enough?
E          F#m
I try, to empathize with teens
        B          
Because when I was younger I was stupid
  A   B   E
 too-too-too (It's true)
E                        F#m
But then I realized, that I was never this stupid
       B 
My friends were never this stupid, y'all are just
   A     B     E
 dense-dense-dense
E                 F#m
Like damn, I'm really, really concerned
  B
I wish your father would use that wooden 
  A    B      E
spoon-spoon-spoon (Just fucking beat them already)

E             F#m
Listen kids, being edgy is okay
           B
But the same ten jokes in a row, that's not 
  A    B    E
okay-okay-okay
E             F#m
Like damn, is that all you can come up with?
           B                           A      B     E
If you're gonna be racist at least be original, please (Yeah, we're dead serious)
E                               F#m
If you're under seventeen, please don't ever talk to me
 B                                                   A     B     E
You think this is part of the act, but please don't come near me



The rest of this song is E F#m B A B E & repeat