I Will Get A Vasectomy Uke tab by Pink Guy

4 Chords used in the song: E, F#m, B, A

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Year:  2017
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5
(Intermediate)
Key: E, C#mChords
Strum Pattern - (d-d-dudu-d)

E E F#m F#m
Why, are kids so fucking stupid?
B B
Did their parents not beat them hard
A A B B E E
enough-enough-enough?
E E F#m F#m
I try, to empathize with teens
B B
Because when I was younger I was stupid
A A B B E E
too-too-too (It's true)
E E F#m F#m
But then I realized, that I was never this stupid
B B
My friends were never this stupid, y'all are just
A A B B E E
dense-dense-dense
E E F#m F#m
Like damn, I'm really, really concerned
B B
I wish your father would use that wooden
A A B B E E
spoon-spoon-spoon (Just fucking beat them already)

E E F#m F#m
Listen kids, being edgy is okay
B B
But the same ten jokes in a row, that's not
A A B B E E
okay-okay-okay
E E F#m F#m
Like damn, is that all you can come up with?
B B A A B B E E
If you're gonna be racist at least be original, please (Yeah, we're dead serious)
E E F#m F#m
If you're under seventeen, please don't ever talk to me
B B A A B B E E
You think this is part of the act, but please don't come near me



The rest of this song is E E F#m F#m B B A A B B E E & repeat

Uke tab by , 02 Feb 2017

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