Dog Festival Directions Uke tab by Pink Guy

5 Chords used in the song: Am, F, C, Cmaj7, Cmaj

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Am Am F F C C Cmaj7 Cmaj7 

Am Am
If you want to eat some dog
F F
I have good news
C C
There's an annual dog festival
Cmaj7 Cmaj7
Where you can eat all the dog you want
Am Am F F
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
C C
And the festival spans about ten days
Cmaj7 Cmaj7
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
Am Am F F
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
C C
I just wanna let you know
Cmaj7 Cmaj7
I'm just tryna' be a bro
Am Am F F
So you first take a flight to Guangxi China
C C
Once you get off at that airport
Cmaj Cmaj Am Am
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
F F
And it costs 20 US dollars
C C
And it's a four and a half hour ride
Cmaj Cmaj
And you get off at Maoming West
Am Am
Just remember Maoming West
F F
Now you might have to stay there a full nigh
C C
Depending on the time you arrive
Cmaj7 Cmaj7 Am Am
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
F F
And you have to buy another ticket
C C
It's about another 22 bucks
Cmaj7 Cmaj7
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Am Am
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
F F
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
C C
I'm checking online now
Cmaj7 Cmaj7 Am Am
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
F F
Offering a sauna, fitness center
C C
Wow it's not too bad at all
Cmaj7 Cmaj7
Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
Am Am
But with free complementary breakfast
F F
And a free cancelation fee
C C
So it's not a bad as I thought
Cmaj7 Cmaj7 Am Am
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about
F F
And he or she will give you directions
C C
So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
Cmaj7 Cmaj7
If you're white they'll charge you double
Am Am
I shit you not
F F
I shit you not
C C
But anyways enjoy your flight
Cmaj7 Cmaj7
Goodbye
Am Am
Enjoy the dog festival
F F C C Cmaj7 Cmaj7

 

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iugfouwgs avatar
Cmaj7 should be a G. Otherwise, good job.
06 Jan 2018
HaydosM8 avatar
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4/5, fun and easy way to satisfy chin chin
28 Nov 2017
UltimateT avatar
flag for US(ISO2) (Little elm)
instead of "Cmaj7" it sounds better with a "G"
17 Mar 2017
zurgen avatar
thx)
18 Feb 2017
juan23aa avatar
flag for ES(ISO2) (santiago)
pretty accurate and fun to play!
18 Feb 2017
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