Two Of Them Kissed Last Night Uke tab by Phoebe Buffay

D                      A
There was a girl we'll call her Betty
D               A        D
And a guy let's call him Neil
    Am                  D
Now I can't stress this point too strongly
     Am          D
This story isn't real.

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E
Now our Neil must decide
E
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
D
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
   A
Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?
A
He must decide, he must decide
A                                    Am7
Even though I made him up he must decide