Waiting Room Uke tab by Phoebe Bridgers

INTRO:
D   G   Bm  F#m  A
Bm  G   D   F#m  A


VERSE:
D
If you were a teacher, 
        G
I would  fail your class 
       Bm
Take it  over and over 
         F#m         A
'Til you noticed me, 
 
D
If you were a waiting room, 
        G
I would  never see a doctor 
        D
I would  sit there 
                           F#m   A
With my first aid kit and bleed, 
 
 
BREAK:
          G             D
I want to be the power ballad 
               A                Bm
That lifts you up and hold you down, 
 
        G              D
I wanna be the broken love song 
       A            Bm
That feeds your misery, 
 
          G                 D
And I can  wish all that I want, 
        G                D
But it won't bring us together, 
 
        A             Bm
Plus I know whatever happens to me, 
G                   A        D
I know it's for the be-e-et-ter 
 
 
INSTRUMENTAL:
D   G   Bm  F#m  A
Bm  G   D   F#m  A
 
 
VERSE:
     D                     G
And when broken bodies are  washed ashore 
Bm                    F#m          A
  Who am I to ask for more, more, more? 
 
          Bm                G
But you're  breathing in my  open mouth, 
            D
You're the gun in my lips 
          F#m             A
That will blow my brains out, 
 
 
BREAK:
           G                  D
I want to make you drive all night 
             A            Bm                   G
Just because I said maybe you should come over, 
 
           G                D
I want to make you fall in love 
           A                Bm               G
As hard as my poor parents teenage daughter, 
               Em            G
She'll be the best you ever had if you let her, 
 
 
INSTRUMENTAL:
Bm   G   D   F#m  A
 
 
OUTRO:
   D
I know it's for the better
 G
Know it's for the better
 Bm
Know it's for the better
 A
Know it's for the better
 
 Bm
Know it's for the better
 G
Know it's for the better
 D
Know it's for the better
 A
Know it's for the better