Bad Advice Uke tab by Penelope Scott (Baritone Chords)

[Verse 1]
C       G        C     G
Life is long and God is mean
C     G      B7   Em
Suffering in everything
Bm       Em       Cm        G
Music is bad and movies are too
C        G         B        Em
Bugs are trapped inside my room
C              D          G
So pick anybody other than me


[Verse 2]
Em    B        C      G
I'm so sick of telling lies
Em    B        C      B
I'm so sick of smiling 'til
         Em          B       C             G
I can't go home and cry, say sad girls are hot
         C           D                        Em
But it doesn’t even matter if you want me or not
       C       G     B7     Em
'Cause I'm so tired, I'm so low
C        G       B     Em
I've got nowhere left to go

C D G

[Verse 3]
C             G      C      G
Leaves change color, babies cry
C     G      B      Em
All I want to do is die
C       G         C    G
Cut two holes out of a sheet
C         G       B      Em
Give me something good to eat
             C   D              G
Trick or treat, what's it gonna be?


[Verse 4]
              Em         B          C        G
I wish I could lose the weight and look thе part
C    G       B       Em
Exorcise my fat old heart
         B         C      G
Wedding drеss and smokey eyes
C        G       B      Em
That look better after I cry
     Cm  D      G        Em
It's nothing to me these days
C            D         G
Halloween is nothing to me


[Verse 5]
                        C     G    C          G
And the worst part is: I have no desire to be thin
C       G       B        Em
I don’t need to let them win
     Am          G           D        Em
But I would give anything to look the way
      C                           D
That sick people are supposed to look


[Outro]
C      G          C       G
Why can't I just finally die?
C        G        B      Em
Why can't I just fail and try?
C                   Am       D
I know exactly where my blood is
     G
If I try, I will not miss