Dry Food Uke tab by Palehound

C-Em-C-Em-Am-D-Am-D-C

C            Em                C
Plopped on a hinge, screwed in tight
           Em                Am     
Rusted and bony, for you, at night
        D                Am
But I'm over it, over it
       D
Oh I'm over it


C           Em            C
Bought me a pet, to compromise
                Em                 Am
To fatten with dry food, beans and rice
         D              Am
And he's a-okay say okay
        D
Oh he's a-okay
G
Oh

       F        G        C          F
'Cause you made beauty a monster to me
F        G        C          F
You made beauty a monster to me
F        G        C          F
You made beauty a monster to me
       F               G             C
So I'm kissing all the ugly things I see


C       Em               C
Never a day, to spend on me
                Em            Am
To bathe in the sun and, read magazines
        D                Am
But I'm over it, over it
       D
Oh I'm over it

       F        G        C          F
'Cause you made beauty a monster to me
F        G        C          F
You made beauty a monster to me
F        G        C          F
You made beauty a monster to me
       F               G             C
So I'm kissing all the ugly things I see
F
Oh oh
       F               G             C
Oh I'm kissing all the ugly things I see
F
Oh oh
       F               G             C
Oh I'm kissing all the ugly things I see
F
Oh oh
       F               G           C
Oh I'm nursing all the ugly babies

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