Tim Wish You Were Born A Girl Uke tab by Of Montreal

F                          Am
Tim, wish you were born a girl
                          A#
Wish you were born a girl
A                       Gm
So I could've been your boyfriend
C               Dm      A#
I know it's not possible now
F            C             A             Gm
I just never met a girl I liked half as much as you
F                                      Am            A#
And we could lay around in bed, stay there all day
A                      Gm
Or at least until the afternoon
C                             Dm         A#
And I could make you spaghetti with tomato sauce
F             C                  A                   Gm
With just a touch of oregano and a parsley stem
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And then when you got sick, I could take the day off work
A                               Gm                     C                  Dm
I could've made you chicken soup, and we could watch soap operas
            A#                     F              C
Oh! Those TV dramas! I could catch your cold
         A               Gm
And you could take care of me
Am                              F                            A#
Mmmm, if I could've met you at school, or met you at work
Gm
It would've changed everything
C                              F            A#
Those years of losing, confusion, and insecurity
Gm
They would've been shared
Am              A#
They would've been easier, oh--
F                           Am
Tim, wish you were born a girl
A#
Wish you were born a girl
A                        Gm
So I could've been your fiancee
C                                Dm                A#
I'm not saying you can't be all these things for me
                            F                       C                    F
But it's just not the same because you're a man and so am I