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Intro:  
G-- x2 
G--D--G--C-D-C-G- 
G--D--Em--C-D-C-G 
G--D--G--C-D-C-G- x2 

then: G--D--G--C-D-C-G- x2 


verse 1: 
G 
They don't hate us  
          D 
they just hate their lives 
    Am 
And desperate people  
C 
learn to despise 
    G 
The suicidal's  
      G7 
don't want to coup 
           Am 
They don't want to blow  
        C 
up they just  
    (hold)       G D Am C G 
want      their 72 


Chorus 1: 
G 
72 virgins can  
D 
never stop a war 
      Am  
But a hundred  
thousand hookers  
    C 
can beat the Marine Corps 
    G 
In stopping hatred 
    G7 
fighting will cease 
     Am 
When everyone is 
getting blow jobs 
C 
  That's when we'll  
C(hold)            G    D Am C G 
finally have world peace 


verse 2: 
    G 
How many million men have  
     D 
been killed in foreign wars? 
   Am 
We need to reinstate the  
        C 
draft enlist a million whores 
      G 
Start with the sororities  
         G7 
and then all the spring breaks 
Am 
Ship the girls gone  
          C 
wild to Afghanistan 
        C(Hold)
They'll gladly 
blow the- 

 G            Am 
-sheiks These holy wars aren't 
              Bm  C 
holy it's not the military complex 
G                          Em 
Terrorists are 16 year old kids 
                        C(hold) Cm(hold) 
who were promised Jihad sex 


Bridge: Silence 
G 
Maybe if they could  
G7 
see a woman's face 
     Am 
They might not get  

onto that plane 
Cm 
  With a bomb in  
          G-- 
their suitcase 

G 
72 virgins can  
D 
never stop a war 
      Am  
But a hundred  
thousand hookers  
    C 
can beat the Marine Corps 
    G 
In stopping violence 
    G7 
fighting will cease 
     Am 
When everyone is 
getting blow jobs 
C 
  That's when we'll  
C(hold)            G    D Am C Cm G G(hold)
finally have world peace