Asthma Attack Uke tab by Noah Adams

Strumming pattern: dduudu

[Verse]
C                               F                         G
I am the physical embodiment of everything I never wanted to be
                                    F
People must think this kids fucking crazy
C                         F
I am the prime example of indecision
                           G
Life hit me like a head on collision
                          F
But what am I supposed to do
     N.C.
When I'm so see through


[Chorus]
C                                   G
I had never thought that life would be like this
        F                                G
And now I'm thinking that maybe I should (maybe I should) maybe give life a miss
       C                            G
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
                    F                G                          N.C.
Then maybe I should (maybe I should) prepare myself for another asthma attack


[Verse]
C                                                F
Don't ask me all these bloody questions I'll get arsey
                                      G
You think I know myself well you'd be mostly wrong
                                  F
It's taken way too long for me to sing my song old me is dead and gone


[Bridge]
C
If lying was a crime then I'd be doing time
F
And I don't mean to whine but just imagine having to lie to
G
friends foes all of those people that should matter most
F*   N.C.
Living a double life is just as obvious as Pinocchio


[Chorus]
C                                   G
I had never thought that life would be like this
        F                                G
And now I'm thinking that maybe I should (maybe I should) maybe give life a miss
       C                            G
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
                    F                G
Then maybe I should (maybe I should) prepare myself for another asthma attack

C                                   G
I had never thought that life would be like this
        F                                 G
And now I'm thinking that maybe I should (maybe I should) maybe give life a miss
       C                            G
And if living was the equivalent of breathing
                    F                G                       G* N.C.         C*
Then maybe I should (maybe I should) prepare myself for another asthma attack