My Ted Talk Uke tab by Mxmtoon

# capo on the first fret
# A note with a * next to it means just one down strum
# strumming pattern: DDUUDU
# This is the version maia posted on her youtube! Enjoy :)

      G*                    G*
My therapist once asked me
      Em* 
If I wanted to be in love
      C*
And I told her
                         D7*             D7*
"I don't know, I guess, maybe, kind of?"
           G*                          G*
I mean it doesn't sound like something
            Em*
That'd I'd really dislike
         C*
But then again
                               D7*                D7*
I don't even really know what true love feels like

G
I write these songs
         Em
Singing like I'm an expert
          C
Teaching love in a lecture
   D7
A broken heart collector
         G
And I'm fooling myself
       Em
Over something I don't know
        C
Putting on a big show
          D7*                  D*
A single clap from the back row

G             Em
I don't know anything
           C                            D7
'Bout the topic, I so choose to go and falsely muse
G                Em
I'm a farce of a king
          C                              D7                    G   Em
Writing love songs all about things I've yet to go and try on out
          C                              D7*               D7*
Writing love songs all about things I've yet to go and try

      G*                    G*
I'm shameful of my lacking life
    Em*                         Em*
It feels like I've been left behind
   C*                  C*
I missed out on my chances 
     D7
To feel how love is blind
      G*                        G*
And I know that I have got some time
    Em*                           Em*
So why feel rushed if there's no need
      C*                     C*              D7
But part of me just wants to know what I'm missing

Do you agree?

G
I write these songs
         Em
Singing like I'm an expert
          C
Teaching love in a lecture
    D7
A broken heart collector
       G
And I'm fooling myself
      Em
Over something I don't know
        C
Putting on a big show
          D7*                    D7*
A single clap from the back row

G               Em
I don't know anything
            C                           D7
'Bout the topic, I so choose to go and falsely muse
G                   Em
I'm of a farce of a king
         C                               D7                     G  Em
Writing love songs all about things I've yet to go and try on out
         C                               D7                   G  Em
Writing love songs all about things I've yet to go and try on out
         C                               D7*
Writing love songs all about things I've yet to go and try

G*                 G*
I write these songs
         Em*
Singing like I'm an expert
Em*       C*               C*
Teaching love in a lecture
    D7*   D7*  
A broken heart collector
          G*          
And I'm fooling myself
G*      Em*                
Over something I don't know 
Em*     C*
Putting on a big show
   C*     D7*                   D7* G*
A single clap from the back row