You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch. Uke tab by Misc Christmas

Intro:Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E
Am Dm D 
You're a mean one, Mister Grinch 
Am D E 
You really are a heel 
Am Dm 
You're as cuddly as cactus 
D C 
You're as charming as an eel 
F E 
Mister Gr - i - nch (silence) 
                                                Am              Dm
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel 

(same chords for all verses): 
You're a monster, Mister Grinch 
Your heart's an empty hole 
Your brain is full of spiders 
You've got garlic in your soul Mister Gr - i - nch (silence) 
I wouldn't touch you with a Thirty-nine and a half foot pole 

You're a foul one, Mister Grinch 
You're a nasty-wasty skunk 
Your heart is full of unwashed socks 
Your soul is full of gunk Mister Gr - i - nch (silence) 
The three words that best describe you are as follows  
And I quote: Stink, stank, stunk Dm E Am

You're a vile one, Mister Grinch 
You have termites in your smile 
You have all the tender sweetness of 
A seasick crocodile Mister Gr - i - nch (silence) 
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile 

You're a rotter, Mister Grinch 
You're the king of sinful sots 
Your heart's a dead tomato 
splotched With moldy purple spots Mister Gr - i - nch (silence) 
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable 
Mangled-up and tangled-up knots E Am Dm 

You nauseate me, Mister Grinch, 
With a nauseous super "naus" 
You're a crooked jerky jockey and you 
drive a crooked horse Mister Gr - i - nch (silence) 
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich Am Dm With arsenic sauce Am Dm Am Dm Am E Am