Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole Uke tab by Martha Wainwright (Baritone Chords)

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Poetry is no place for a heart that's a whore
D                                G
And I'm young & I'm strong But I feel old & tired, overfired.
D                                                G
And I've been poked & stoked, it's all smoke, there's no more fire
          A
Only desire
                Em7
For you, whoever you are
                     D
For you, whoever you are
                                G
You say my time here has been some sort of joke
                    D                   G
That I've been messing around some sort of incubating period
                 D                   G
For when I really come around I'm cracking up
                Em7
And you have no idea
        G                 D
No idea how it feels to be on your own
            G                     D
In your own home with the fucking phone
               G
And the mother of gloom
         D
In your bedroom
                G
Standing over your head
                Em7                         D
With her hand in your head, with her hand in your head
           G                            D
I will not pretend I will not put on a smile
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I will not say I'm all right for you when all I wanted was to be good
                 G                   D
To do everything in truth, to do everything in truth
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oh I wish, I wish, I wish I was born a man
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so I could learn how to stand up for myself
                   D
like those guys with guitars
                     G
I've been watching in bars
                       D                   G
who've been stamping their feet to a different beat
             Em7                  D
to a different beat, to a different beat
           G                            D
I will not pretend I will not put on a smile
                  G                          A
I will not say I'm all right for you when all I wanted was to be good
                 G                   D
To do everything in truth, to do everything in truth
                  G    
you bloody motherfucking asshole
                  D
you bloody motherfucking asshole
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you bloody motherfucking asshole
                  D
you bloody motherfucking asshole
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you bloody motherfucking asshole
                  D
you bloody
           G                            D
I will not pretend I will not put on a smile
                  G     
I will not say I'm all right for you, 
                A
for you, whoever you are
                G
for you, whoever you are
                D
for you, whoever you are