Asymptotic Uke tab by Louie Zong

B
I think you're curvilinear
A E
A real nice graph to see
B
You're a cutie face in x-y space
A E
Not imaginary
B
But it's complex
C#m7 F#7
The limits are infinitely great
A7
I wish that we could cosine
Am7
But that'll have to wait

E Ab7
We're asymptotic, we're on it
C#m7 Cm7 Bm7
Till the end of linear time
E7 Ab7
Asymptotic, divided
B E
By the smallest slimmest line
A7 Ab7
Asymptotic, obliquely
C#m7 Cm7 Bm7
Here's the point of this speech
A7
As close as we could ever get
Am7
You'll be just out of reach

E Ab7
We're asymptotic, we're on it
C#m7 Cm7 Bm7
Till the end of linear time
E7 Ab7
Asymptotic, divided
B E
By the smallest slimmest line
A7 Ab7
Asymptotic, obliquely
C#m7 Cm7 Bm7
Here's the point of this speech
A7
As close as we could ever get
Am7
You'll be just out of reach
 
E 
We're asymptotic

Ab7 C#m7 Cm7 Bm7 
E7 Ab7 B E 
A7 Ab7 C#m7 Cm7 Bm7 
A7 Am7
[Instrumental Break]

B
It's derivative to say
A E
You're integral to me
B
We're off on our on tangents
A E
Fading constantly
B
I'll forget
C#m7 F#7
Like my college calc... oh well
A7
It was never meant to be
Am7
We were always parallel