Alphabutt Uke tab by Kimya Dawson (Baritone Chords)

G
a is for apple
C
b is for butt
G
c is for cat butt
D
d is for dodo
G
e is for elephant dodo
C
f is for fart
G
g is for gorilla fart
D
h is for huge gorilla fart
G
i is for eyeball
C
j is for jammies
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k is for kid fart
D
l is loud and long farts
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m is for monkey butt
C
n is for saying night night
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to Neko at nap time
D
o is for oh
G
p is for panda
C
peeing and pooping
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in her potty
D
while papa plays peek-a-boo
G
q is for Queburt
C
r is for robotic
G
monkeys that are going
D
to take over the world
G
s is for stinky
C
t is for turd
G
u is uh-oh
D
v is for flying v
G
w is for we we
C
xexactamondo
G
y is for yucky
D
yummy and you
G
and z is
C
for farts
G
that smell
D
like the zoo