Livin' Next Door To Alan Uke tab by Kevin Bloody Wilson

3 Chords used in the song: G, C, D

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Artist: Kevin Bloody Wilson

Album: unknown

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Key: G, EmChords

G                                                     G C
They came down from Meekathara in a burnt-out blue FJ
                                                  C D
That farted and just shit itself on Jutland Parade
^                         G
Right next door to Bondy’s
G                                                                      G C
When the smoke had cleared a voice said ‘Hey, this place look all right
^                                            C D
We’ll tell the gubbermint it’s a sacred sight
G            D
Dead fuckin’ easy
G
G’day Mr Alan Bond, how you going bloke?
C
Hey I’m your brand new neighbour, hey mate you got a smoke?
D
And I think I’m gonna like it here
C           D       G      D
Livin’ next door to Alan

G
Twenty-four kids, 9 adults and 15 dogs
C
A dead roo on the roof rack and a boot load full of grog
D
'And I'm flash as Michael Jackson now I'm
C           D       G     D
Livin' next door to Alan'

G                                                    G C                                                                                                   
'The first thing that we gotta do is get another car
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'Cause the one sittin' out the front won't even fuckin' start
G
We'll call that bloke again from the government, He's all right, eh?'
G
So they called the bloke in charge of all the government grants
C
And the next day in the driveway was a new Mercedes Benz
D                                                              G         D
'Eh, come 'n' have a look at this one, Edwin, This one's got a wireless! look at this, eh'

G
'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' mate?
C
You got a real flash car, but my one's flash one, eh
D                           G
And I believe that my one's faster than yours, Mr Bond
       D
'Cause mine's a red one'

G
Twenty-four kids, 9 adults and 15 dogs
C
All squeezed in the front seat with the wireless turned full on
D
Listenin' to Slim Dusty now they're
C           D       G    D
Livin' next door to Alan

G                                                          G C
So Bondy called Ben Lexcen and said: 'I want another yacht, 
                                                                                                         
^                                                    C D
Twice as big and twice as fast as what I already got
                 G
That'll fuck 'em'
G
So his neighbours called some welfare mob, not to be outdone
C
And got the HMAS Melbourne on some sorta government loan
D                                                    G                          D
Got me knackered -- they just said they wanted to go fishin' for yabbies in the river

G
'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' mate?
C
You got a real flash boat, but my one's flash one, eh?
D
And I think I'm gonna put him in the 
C          D       G           D
River next door to Alan's

G
Fifteen dogs, 9 adults, two dozen screaming kids
C
With lines strung from the flight deck, tryin' to catch some squid
D
Swimmin', fishin', pissin' in the 
C          D       G       D
River Next door to Alan

G
So Bondy threw a party, The likes you've never seen
C                              D
And invited everybody from the Premier to the Queen --
G               D
And the Leyland Brothers
G
So his neighbours baked bungarra on a barbie on the lawn
C
And invited all their relatives from Meekatharra to come down
D                                                                                                        
'Hey, Edwin, don't you forget to bring a big flagon of woobla
                    D
There's a party on at my 'ouse!'

G
'I don't know why he's leavin', or where he's gonna go
C
He says he's got his reasons and I reckon that I know
D
He just never got used to
C           D       G    D
Livin' next door to Abos'

G
'He's jumpin' up and down and he's makin' such a fuss
C
At least we don't got fuckin' coons livin' next door to us!
D
Now we gotta get used to not
C           D       G        D
Livin' next door to Alan
D
Now we gotta get used to not
C           D       G
Livin' next door to Alan