Artificial Heart Uke tab by Jonathan Coulton

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They gave me a test to make me the best that I could be
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They knew all along that there was something wrong with me
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We picked out a spot and made a hole
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Wire and glass and stainless steel
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Now I can imagine how I'd feel

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Got a new heart
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Got a new heart
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Got a new heart
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Got a new artificial heart
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It's not a real heart
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It's not a real heart
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It's not a real heart
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It is a real artificial heart

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There's blood on the bed but here in my head I'm feeling fine
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It's easy to sleep when I'm not buzzing all the time
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So funny the way I was before
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I was blind but now I see
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Once I was him but now he's me

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Got a new heart
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Got a new heart
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Got a new heart
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Got a new artificial heart

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It's not a real heart
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It's not a real heart
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It's not a real heart
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It is a real artificial heart
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You're happy again I nod and pretend to think it through
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I don't need to think at all if I don't care for you
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It's not an emergency for me
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I look at the walls and they go clear
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I cover my eyes and disappear
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Got a new heart
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Got a new heart
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Got a new heart
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Got a new artificial heart
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It's not a real heart
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It's not a real heart
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It's not a real heart
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It is a real artificial heart