Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian Uke tab by John Prine

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Well,I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket
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For the land of the tall palm tree
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Aloha Old Milwaukee, Hello Waikiki
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I just stepped down from the airplane
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When I heard her say
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Waka waka nuka licka, waka waka nuka licka
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Would you like a lei? Eh?

Chorus
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Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
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Whisper in my ear
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Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini
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Are the words I long to hear
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Lay your coconut on my tiki
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What the hecka mooka mooka dear
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Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian 
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Say the words I long to hear

[F] [C] [A] [Dm] [G] [C]

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It's a ukelele Honolulu sunset
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Listen to the grass skirts sway
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Drinking rum from a pineapple
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Out on Honolulu Bay

The steel guitars all playing
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While she's talking with her hands
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Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and wanta polka
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Words I understand Hey!

Repeat Chorus

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Well, I boughta lota junka with my moola
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And sent it to the folks back home
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I never had the chance to dance the hula
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Well,I guess I should have known
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When you start talking to the sweet wahini
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Walking in the pale moonlight
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Ohka noka whatta setta knocka-rocka-sis-boom-boccas
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Hope I said it right Oh!

Repeat Chorus