The Squip Song Uke tab by Joe Iconis (Baritone Chords)

10 Chords used in the song: F, G, Bb, Ab, C, Dm, Db, A#, Eb, Gb

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5.3
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F F G G Bb Bb F F

F F
freshman year
F F
i didn't have a girlfriend or a clue
F F
i was a loser just like you
F F Bb Bb Ab Ab
good times would only soar by
F F
i was gross
F F
as every female would attest
F F
my sexting was a futile quest
F F
my little penis~ was depressed
F F Bb Bb
he was so lonely...
Bb Bb F F
poor guy.

G G
i was hopeless, hopeless
G G
i was helpless, helpless
Bb Bb
every time i'd walk the hallway
Ab Ab
i would trip

Bb Bb
i was
C C
stagnant and idle
C C
i was
Dm Dm
so suicidal
C C
and then
C C
then, then (x5)
F F
then, then i got a Squip

F F G G Ab Ab Bb Bb

Bb Bb F F
it's from Japan
F F G G
it's a gray, oblong pill
Db Db Bb Bb
quantum nano-technology CPU
F F G G
the quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
Db Db Ab Ab Bb Bb
it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do

[spoken] "it's better than drugs, Jeremy~"

Bb Bb F F
it's from JAPAAAAAAN!
F F G G
it's a gray, oblong pill
Db Db Bb Bb
quantum nano-technology CPU
F F G G
the quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
Db Db Ab Ab Bb Bb
it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do

A# A#
it tells you what to do
A# A# C C
It's preprogrammed
C C
it's amazing
Bb Bb Eb Eb
speaks to you directly
Bb Bb
you behave as
C C
it's appraising
Db Db Eb Eb
helps you act correctly
F F G G
helps you to be cool
Bb Bb Db Db F F
it helps you rule

F F
picture this
F F
nobody cares if you are late
F F
cause even teachers think you're great
F F Bb Bb
your weekend's just a full on slate of blowout benders
F F
of teenage rockstar splendor
F F
right now you're
G G
helpless, helpless
G G
you are
G G
almost hopeless
G G Bb Bb
on the school's social map- you're just a blip
C C
but if you
take my advice and if you
Dm Dm
pay the listed price
G G
well, then you go from sad to interesting
Bb Bb
to hip,
your whole life will flip
C C F F
when you buy a Squip!

F F Dm Dm Db Db

F F Gb Gb Ab Ab F F

Uke tab by , 22 Dec 2017

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does anyone know how to do the picking part at the beginning?
22 Jan 2020
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I T ' S F R O M J A P A N !
16 Aug 2018
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That was amazing. Thank you so much for that. It filled me with joy to play that.
24 Jan 2018
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