Eleven Saints Uke tab by Jason Webley

Intro
G

Verse
G
And if my cat looks scared, it's because it knows
                           D7
It won't be going to heaven

Oh oh oh-oh
                   G
Not going to heaven

And if you ask how many saints it takes
                   D7  
The answer's eleven

Woah-oh oh-oh
                      G
It's gonna take eleven

PreChorus
C
Man, oh, man, what's that guy got in his hand?
G
It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon
D7                                       G G7
It's the coffee percolator going wheeeeee!
C
Me, oh, Michelangelo and I
G
We're just sittin' by the traintracks

Reading Kafka to the sky
D7                                         G G7
While the coffee percolator's going wheeeee!

Chorus
C                    G   
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da oh-Ohh-Oh
D7
Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da
G G7
Yah-da-dah
C                    G
Woah-oh-oh yadda-da-da Oh-oh-oh
D7
Ya-di-dadda-da Ye-dadda-da-da
G
Yah-da-dah (keep the G going)

Verse
G
If you'd like to bake me a loaf of bread
                        D7
It's gotta be unleavened

Oh-oh oh-oh
          G
Only unleavened
G
And if you'd like to eat the tomatoes in the patch
                                      D7
You've got to get past old man McGrevin

Oh oh-oh-oh oh
                            G  G7   
Try your luck with Mr. McGrevin

PreChorus
C
Man, oh, man, what's that guy got in his hand?
G
It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon
D7                                      G G7
It's a coffee percolator going wheeeeee!
C
Why, oh, Wy-nona Rider's in the sky
G
Turning fishes into wishes like a pumpernickel pie
D7
While the old refrigerator's going:


Solo
Use Quick Strokes of Chords


D7                          D7
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
                      G
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!

Chicka-chicka-chicka!
G                          C
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
                      C
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!

Chicka-chicka-chicka!
G                           G
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
                      D7
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!

Chicka-chicka-chicka!
D7                          G
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
                     G
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
          G7
Chicka-chicka-chicka!

Chorus
C                   G
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da Oh-Ohh-Oh
D7                           
Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da
G   G7
Dah-da-dah
C                    G
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da-da Oh-Ohh-Oh
D7
Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da
G G7
Dah-da-dah

PreChorus
C
Man, oh, man, what's that guy-guy-guy got in his hand?
G
It's an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon
D7                                                G  G7
It's a coffee-coffee percolator-lator going-going wheeeeee!
C
Me, oh, Michelangelo and I
G
We're just sittin' by the traintracks

Reading Kafka to the sky
D7 (keep going with this chord)

Outro
While the old refrigerator
D7
And the rusty cheese grater
D7
And the dirty masturbators
D7
Eating packs of "Now-and-Later"
D7 (now really fast)
While the coffee percolator's
       G              G D7 G     
Going wheeee-eeeeeee!