Selfish Girls (no Capo) Uke tab by Jake Miller

Intro:
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I was gonna write you a love song just the other day
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So I sat down and thought real hard but nothing ever came
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I took a walk downtown and it hit me like a train
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So I grabbed a napkin and started scribbling away

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And I was like woah-oh, woah-oh
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Sexy can't make up for crazy, no-oh, no-oh
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And girl, you crazy as shit
    
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This song's for selfish girls
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They want the whole wide world
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They just want everything
(We just want everything)

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And they cry when the sky ain't blue
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This song's for selfish girls
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They want the whole wide world 
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I give them everything
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And there ain't nothing I can do

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Look, she walked into my life, all innocent and shit
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And then she took my credit card and dipped
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Gave me a kiss, then turned around and stole the keys to my whip
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Aw man, what a selfish bitch
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She was like, "See ya, I wouldn't wanna be ya"
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Kidnapped my Visa then she hit the galleria
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Let's have a moment of silence for what I say next
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R.I.P to all my paychecks
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Supermodel but the inside's ugly
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Yeah, and I'm over it like a fraction
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She loved herself way more than she loved me
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Only cared about her Instagram captions
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So this the last song I'm ever gonna write for ya
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Go find a douchebag, maybe he'll be right for ya
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And if you wonder why your phone ain't ringing
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Call my voicemail, and I'mma start singing

                A       D
This song's for selfish girls
              E         D
They want the whole wide world
               A         Bm
They just want everything
(We just want everything)
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And they cry when the sky ain't blue
                A       D
This song's for selfish girls
              E         D
They want the whole wide world
            A         Bm
I give them everything
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And there ain't nothing I can do

A       D
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
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La, la, la, la
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La, la, la, la, la, la, la
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La, la, la

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I thought you were a dime but you loved me for my dimes
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Selfish girls will be the death of me, this happens every time
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I thought you were a dime but you loved me for my dimes
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Selfish girls will be the death of me, this happens every time

               A        D
And I was like woah-oh, woah-oh
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Sexy can't make up for crazy, no-oh, no-oh
D         A
And girl, oh my God...

                A       D
This song's for selfish girls
              E         D 
They want the whole wide world
               A        Bm
They just want everything
(We just want everything)
D                         A
And they cry when the sky ain't blue
                A       D
This song's for selfish girls (you're so selfish)
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They want the whole wide world (why you so selfish?)
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I give them everything
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And there ain't nothing I can do

Outro:
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