A Terrible Valentine's Day Song Uke tab by Jacksfilms

4 Chords used in the song: Bb, F, Gm, Eb

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Bb Bb
Hey Girl.
F F
I wrote this song for you.
Gm Gm Eb Eb
So if you could s-shut up. Shut your f- Shut up.
Bb Bb
It's Valentine's Day
F F
and I wanted to say
Gm Gm
that Cupid's arrow's hit me in the most
Eb Eb
peculiar way
Bb Bb
and I don't know how to say it
F F
but in my heart, I know it's true.
Gm Gm
The only girl I wanna be with
Eb Eb
on Valentine's Day
Bb Bb
is your sister.

Ooooohhh Oooohhh.
F F
I wanna get with ya,
with ya sister.
Gm Gm Eb Eb
Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa.
Bb Bb
Hooking up with your way hotter sister.

Ooooohhh Oooohhh.
F F Gm Gm
Do you think you can do me a solid
Eb Eb
and tell your way hotter sister I said, "Hello"
Thank you.
Bb Bb
I hope you're not offended.
F F
I hope you're not surprised.
Gm Gm
But I think I saw her giving me the "let's go out the back and hook up in the shed
Eb Eb
until the sunrise" eyes.
Bb Bb F F
(and) Baby x8
Gm Gm
I was wondering if it wasn't too much trouble
Eb Eb
that maybe,
I could meet your momma.
Bb Bb
Ooooohhh Oooohhh.
F F
Hooking up with your sister and your momma.
Gm Gm
Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa.
Eb Eb
Maybe cause some
multi-generational drama.
Bb Bb
Ooooohhh Oooohhh.
F F
Has your momma been doing
some Zumba?
Gm Gm
Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa.
Eb Eb
She looks really good for her age. Wait.
Bb Bb
Why are you crying?
F F
Why are you screaming?
Gm Gm
You sound like you're dying.
Eb Eb
It's really unappealing.
Bb Bb
Did you think I wanted you?
F F
Well I honestly don't know how
Gm Gm
you know you're chances would be a whole lot better if
Eb Eb
you shaved your unibrow.
I'm hooking up with your sister
Bb Bb
your momma
F F
your sister's hot friend
LaShaundah.
Hooking up with your
Gm Gm
whole damn family
Eb Eb
your whole damn family.

Bb Bb;F F;Gm Gm;Eb Eb

 

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