I Eat Boys Like You For Breakfast Uke tab by Ida Maria

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I eat boys like you for breakfast
                        Bm
Where´s my salt ´n pepa now?
                   G         Bm     Em
Oregano, basil and thyme and my Tapatio
A                       D
I eat boys like you for breakfast

                          Bm
You've got a striking physique
                D       G
Don't underestimate the hunter
                    Em   A
Let's play hide and seek
               Bm
You came to my island
                  A
You stepped on my lawn
                   G
You pissed off the dog too
                    F#
You won´t last ´til dawn
                Bm
You insulted my mother
                      A
Caught you groping my sister
                  G
You crapped on my father
                      F#
Say your last prayers mister

A                       D
I eat boys like you for breakfast
                          Bm
Where´s my knife and fork now?
             D      G                  Em    A
Onions, tomeitos, tomatoes, poteitos potatoes

               Bm                            A
The rabbit was bragging of how fast he could run
                   G                     F#
Made a fool of the turtle chillin´in the sun
             Bm         Em                A               G
The race was on and the rabbit thought he won so he fell asleep
             F#  
Now hear him weep

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Em                    F#
It´s your chance to repent 
Em                     F#            Bm
  For all the days you spent playing king of the hill
Em           F#        Em                F#
It´s an easy match but there is just one catch
                  Bm
By now you should know the drill
               A
Yes you should know that

                        D
I eat boys like you for breakfast
                          Bm
Where´s my knife and fork now?
          D         G                  Em
Onions, tomeitos, tomatoes, poteitos potatoes
A                       D
I eat boys like you for breakfast
                              Bm
Sir, you´ve got a striking physique
           D            G
Don´t underestimate the hunter
                        Em
Now let´s play hide and seek
A                       D
I eat boys like you for breakfast