Nobody Like The Opening Band Uke tab by I Dont Know How But They Found Me

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Oh, come and see the opening band
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Now that you've got your tickets and beverages in hand
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They look so tired
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Sound uninspired guitars are secondhand
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'Cause no one likes an opening band
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Nobody likes the opening band
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Their set time's far too early and I've never heard of them
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And chances are
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They wont go far 
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Career is sure to end 
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'Cause no one likes an opening band 
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Oh unfamiliar things will make us nervous 
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But singing here for you gives me a purpose, so... 
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Take pity on the opening bands 
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'Cause no one came to see them 
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Except their mom and dad 
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But if you lend an ear and give them just one little chance
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You may just like the
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You may just like the
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You may just like the opening baaaaaaaaaaand.