Candy Store- Heathers The Musical Uke tab by Heathers

[H. CHANDLER, spoken]
Are we gonna have a problem? 
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I’m feeling nice
Here’s some advice
Listen up, biotch!

Am F E7

[HEATHERS]
Am
I like!

[H. CHANDLER]
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
C
I like!

[H. CHANDLER]
Drinkin’ hard
D
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Am
I like!

[H. CHANDLER]
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
Screwing him

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
C
I like!

[H. CHANDLER]
Killer clothes

[HEATHERS]
D
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

[H. CHANDLER]
Am                   C
If you lack the balls
            G
You can go play dolls
                         D
Let your mommy fix you a snack

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Woah!

[H. CHANDLER]
Am                    C
Or you could come smoke
                                     D
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback

[HEATHERS]
Am F (x3) G7
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Cm
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Ab                       Eb
Welcome to my candy store
Bb               Cm
Time for you to prove
                     Ab        Bb
You’re not a loser anymore
Cm
Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA]
Am
Guys fall

[H. DUKE]
At your feet
Pay the check

[H. MCNAMARA]
Help you cheat

[HEATHERS]
C
All you

[H. DUKE]
Have to do

[H. CHANDLER]
D
Say goodbye to Shamu

[HEATHERS]
Am
That freak’s

[H. MCNAMARA]
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

[HEATHERS]
C
If she

[H. DUKE]
Had your shot

[HEATHERS]
D
She would leave you to rot!

[H. MCNAMARA]
Am
‘Course if you don’t care
C
Fine! Go braid her hair
G                        D
Maybe Sesame Street is on

[HEATHERS]
Woah!

[H. MCNAMARA]
Am
Or forget that creep

[H. DUKE]
C
And get in my jeep

[H. CHANDLER]
D
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

[HEATHERS]
Am F (x3) G7
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Cm Ab
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Eb Bb
Welcome to my candy store
Cm
You just gotta prove
Ab Bb
You’re not a pussy anymore
Cm
Then step into my candy store

[H. CHANDLER]
C# 
You can join the team

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Ab
Or you can bitch and moan

[H. CHANDLER]
Eb
You can live the dream

[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Fm
Or you can die alone

[H. CHANDLER]
C#
You can fly with eagles

[HEATHERS]
Ab
Or if you prefer

[H. CHANDLER]
Eb
Keep on testing me

[HEATHERS]
G7
And end up like her!

... 

[HEATHERS]
G7 Ab7
Woah!

[H. DUKE]
                      C#m
Honey, whatchu waiting fo—

[H. CHANDLER] 
Shut up, Heather!
                       E B
Step into my candy store!


[H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA]
Ab7 C#m
Time for you to prove
A B
You're not a lame ass anymore!

[HEATHERS]
         Ab7                         C#m
Then step into my candy store!

[HEATHERS]
C#m E
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
A F#7
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy!
E Ab7
It’s my candy store
Ab7 C#m 
It's my candy store!