Sweet Transvestite Uke tab by Glee Cast (Baritone Chords)

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How d' you do

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I see you've met my 

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faithful handyman

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He's just a little brought down

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Cause when you knocked

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He thought you were the candy-man

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Don't get strung out 

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by the way I look

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Don't judge a book by its cover

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I'm not much of a girl 

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by the light of day

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But by night I'm one hell of a 

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lover

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I'm just a Sweet Transvestite

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From Sensational, Transylvania

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Let me show you around, maybe

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play you a sound

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You look like you're both pretty,

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groovy

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Or if you want something visual

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That's not too abysmal

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We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

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Well you got caught with a flat

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Well how about that?

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Well, babies, don't you panic

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By the light of the night

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It all seems alright

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I'll get you a satanic mechanic

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I'm just a Sweet Transvestite
  
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From Sensational, Transylvania

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Why don't you stay for the night? (Night!)
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Or maybe a bite? (Bite!)

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I could show you my favourite 

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obsession

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I've been making a man

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With blond hair and a tan

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And he's good for relieving my tension

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I'm just a Sweet Transvestite
  
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From Sensational, Transylvania

[Spoken]

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So, come up to the lab

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And see what's on the slab

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I see you shiver with antici-pation

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But maybe the rain

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Isn't really to blame

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So I'll remove the cause

Hahahaha
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But not the symptom