When I'm Cleaning Windows Uke tab by George Formby

# I go window cleaning to earn an honest bob. 
# For a nosey parker it's an interesting job

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Now it's a job that just suits me, 
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A window cleaner you will be. 
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If you could see what I can see 
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When I'm cleaning windows.


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The honeymooning couples too, 
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You should see them bill and coo. 
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You'd be surprised at things they do 
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When I'm cleaning windows.


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In my profession I work hard, but I'll never stop. 
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I'll climb this blinking ladder  
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'til I get right to the top.


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The blushing bride she looks divine, 
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The bridegroom he is doing fine 
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I'd rather have his job than mine 
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When I'm cleaning windows.


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The chambermaid sweet names I call, 
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It's a wonder I don't fall. 
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My minds not on my work at all 
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When I'm cleaning windows


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I know a fellow such a swell, 
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He has a thirst it's plain to tell. 
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I've seen him drink his bath as well 
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When I'm cleaning windows


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In my profession I work hard, but I'll never stop. 
G7 
I'll climb this blinking ladder  
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'til I get right to the top.


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Pajamas lying side by side 
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ladies nighties I have spied. 
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I've often seen what goes inside, 
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when I'm cleaning windows.


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There's a famous talkie queen, 
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looks a flapper on the screen. 
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She's more like eighty than eighteen 
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When I'm cleaning windows.


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She pulls her hair all down behind, 
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Then pulls down her never mind 
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After that pulls down the blind 
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When I'm cleaning windows.


A7                            D7
In my profession I work hard, but I'll never stop. 
G7 
I'll climb this blinking ladder 
           C            C7
'til I get right to the top.


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At eight o'clock a girl she wakes, 
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At five past eight a bath she takes. 
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When I'm cleaning windows.