Petrov, Yelyena, And Me Uke tab by Flight Of The Conchords

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Petrov, Yelyena, and me
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Lost, but happy, at sea
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Petrov and Yelyena said to me.
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"Shouldn't we have something to eat?"
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I say there are plenty of fish in the sea
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But all they can see is me.

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They said, "Any last requests?"
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Biding my time, I said "Yes.
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I want to party, just we three.
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Lost, but happy at sea."

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So we drank all night from the keg
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I passed out, and awoke with one leg
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I said, "Petrov, have you seen my leg?"
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He said "No" and he went back to bed....
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But he looked suspiciously well fed.

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Three days later they were hungry again
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They said, "Any last requests, my friend, again?"


*Spoken* So I said, "Do you know any Rolling Stones?
It was a hilarious hilarious moment in a very
bleak bleak time of my life."

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So we danced all night to the Rolling Stones,
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when I awoke they were chewing on bones.
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Yelyena was supping blood from a cup,
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that's when I knew that something was up.


"Hey Petrov, that is that you're eating?"
"It's fish."
"How come it looks so much like my arm which
has been hacked off at the elbow last night?"
"Oh, It's an arm fish."

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Later that night, while they were asleep,
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I swollowed some arsenic to poison my meat
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I was very ill, but revenge is so sweet...
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Unlike the last meal my comrades would eat

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(theremin solo)

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When I awoke, they were already dead
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All that was left of me was my head...
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No, not dead, just a head.
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Lost, but so lonely....
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At sea