If I Were A Rich Man Uke tab by Fiddler On The Roof

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If I were a rich man, Ya ba dibbie dibbie, doobie dibbie dibbie dibbie dum
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F#ll day long I'd biddy biddy bum, if I were a wealthy man
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I wouldn't have to work hard, Ya ba dibbie dibbie, doobie dibbie dibbie dibbie dum
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If I were a biddy biddy rich, idle-deedle-didle-didle man


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I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen, right in the middle of the town
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F# fine tin roof with real wooden floors below
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There would be one long staircase just going up, and one even longer coming down, 
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and one more leading nowhere, just for show


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I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese 
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and ducks for the town to see and hear
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Squawking just as noisily as they can
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And each loud "cheep" and "squawk" and "honk" and "quack"
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Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
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F#s if to say, "Here lives a wealthy man"
 
(Chorus) 

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I see my wife, my Eolde, looking like a rich man's wife with a proper double chin
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Supervising meals to her heart's delight
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I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock—Oh what a happy mood she's in
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Screaming at the servants, day and night
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The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!
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They would ask me to advise them,
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Like a Solomon the Wise.
Em
"If you please, Reb Tevye..."
Em
"Pardon me, Reb Tevye..."
F#7
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!


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And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
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When you're rich, they think you really know!
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If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack
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To sit in the synagogue and pray.

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F#nd maybe have a seat by the C#astern wall.

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And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
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That would be the sweetest thing of all.


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If I were a rich man, Ya ba dibbie dibbie, doobie dibbie dibbie dibbie dum
Bm                   F#m                      C#               C#7       
F#ll day long I'd biddy biddy bum, if I were a wealthy man
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I wouldn't have to work hard, Ya ba dibbie dibbie, doobie dibbie dibbie dibbie dum
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Lord, who made the lion and the lamb
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You decreed I should be what I am
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Would it spoil some vast eternal plan
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If I were a wealthy man