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INTRO:G
C
A
D
G
G
Oh if I were enlightenedC
you wouldn't bother meD7
you could leave your socksG
and underwear from here to infinity.
You could come in anytimeC
A
you like no fear of getting caughtD
If I were enlightenedG
D
G
but I'm not, Yet!G
If I were more like BuddhaC
You could do just what you like.D7
I'd embrace the other womenG
that came straight down your pike
Cuz I'd recall my oneness andC
A
forgive like I was taughtD
If I were more like BuddhaG
D
G
But she's not, Yet!
Chorus:G
Oh I meditate and contemplateD
Sometimes I even levitate in hopes
that you won't irritate the heavenG
out of me, I take tantra and sayC
A
mantras a lot more than I want' aD
G
I even went and bought a Bodhi TreeD
G
She even went and bought a Bodhi TreeG
If everything were perfectC
I'd be the greatest wifeD7
I would not obsess aboutG
Beginning your next life
I'd see your karma as my dharmaC
A
and forget we've ever foughtD
If everything were perfectG
D
G
But it's not, Yet!
Chorus:G
Oh I meditate and contemplateD
Sometimes I even levitate in hopes
that you won't irritate the heavenG
out of me, I take Yoga in a togaC
A
that I got in CalistogaD
G
I even went and bought a Bodhi TreeD
G
She even went and bought a Bodhi Tree
Bridge:G
D
Om, Om OmigawdD
G
Om, Om OmigawdG
If I could just surrender andC
learn to love what isD7
I wouldn't care my toilet seatG
is covered with your whiz
I wouldn't care I caught youC
A
in my bra and underpantsD
If I could just surrenderG
D
G
But she can't, Yet!
Chorus:G
Oh I meditate and contemplateD
Sometimes I even levitate in hopes
that you won't irritate the heavenG
out of me, My aura was a horrorC
A
so I memorized the TorahD
G
I even went and bought a Bodhi TreeD
G
Now she has a frickin' Bodhi Tree
Outro:G
D
D
G
Om, Om Omigawd Om, Om OmigawdG
D
D
G
Om, Om Omigawd Omigawd Ohhh?
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