If I Were Enlightened Uke tab by Donnalou Stevens

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INTRO: G chordG C chordC A chordA D chordD G chordG


G chordG
Oh if I were enlightened
C chordC
you wouldn't bother me
D7 chordD7
you could leave your socks
G chordG
and underwear from here to infinity

You could come in anytime
C chordC A chordA
you like no fear of getting caught
D chordD
If I were enlightened
G chordG D chordD G chordG
but I'm not Yet

G chordG
If I were more like Buddha
C chordC
You could do just what you like
D7 chordD7
I'd embrace the other women
G chordG
that came straight down your pike

Cuz I'd recall my oneness and
C chordC A chordA
forgive like I was taught
D chordD
If I were more like Buddha
G chordG D chordD G chordG
But she's not Yet

Chorus:

G chordG
Oh I meditate and contemplate
D chordD
Sometimes I even levitate in hopes

that you won't irritate the heaven
G chordG
out of me I take tantra and say
C chordC A chordA
mantras a lot more than I want' a
D chordD G chordG
I even went and bought a Bodhi Tree
D chordD G chordG
She even went and bought a Bodhi Tree

G chordG
If everything were perfect
C chordC
I'd be the greatest wife
D7 chordD7
I would not obsess about
G chordG
Beginning your next life

I'd see your karma as my dharma
C chordC A chordA
and forget we've ever fought
D chordD
If everything were perfect
G chordG D chordD G chordG
But it's not Yet

Chorus:

G chordG
Oh I meditate and contemplate
D chordD
Sometimes I even levitate in hopes

that you won't irritate the heaven
G chordG
out of me I take Yoga in a toga
C chordC A chordA
that I got in Calistoga
D chordD G chordG
I even went and bought a Bodhi Tree
D chordD G chordG
She even went and bought a Bodhi Tree

Bridge:

G chordG D chordD
Om Om Omigawd
D chordD G chordG
Om Om Omigawd


G chordG
If I could just surrender and
C chordC
learn to love what is
D7 chordD7
I wouldn't care my toilet seat
G chordG
is covered with your whiz

I wouldn't care I caught you
C chordC A chordA
in my bra and underpants
D chordD
If I could just surrender
G chordG D chordD G chordG
But she can't Yet

Chorus:

G chordG
Oh I meditate and contemplate
D chordD
Sometimes I even levitate in hopes

that you won't irritate the heaven
G chordG
out of me My aura was a horror
C chordC A chordA
so I memorized the Torah
D chordD G chordG
I even went and bought a Bodhi Tree
D chordD G chordG
Now she has a frickin' Bodhi Tree

Outro:

G chordG D chordD D chordD G chordG
Om Om Omigawd Om Om Omigawd
G chordG D chordD D chordD G chordG
Om Om Omigawd Omigawd Ohhh

 

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