If I Were Enlightened Uke tab by Donnalou Stevens (Baritone Chords)

5 Chords used in the song: G, C, A, D, D7

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Year:  2014
Difficulty: 
3.3
(Beginner)
Key: G, EmChords
INTRO: G G C C A A D D G G


G G
Oh if I were enlightened
C C
you wouldn't bother me
D7 D7
you could leave your socks
G G
and underwear from here to infinity.

You could come in anytime
C C A A
you like no fear of getting caught
D D
If I were enlightened
G G D D G G
but I'm not, Yet!

G G
If I were more like Buddha
C C
You could do just what you like.
D7 D7
I'd embrace the other women
G G
that came straight down your pike

Cuz I'd recall my oneness and
C C A A
forgive like I was taught
D D
If I were more like Buddha
G G D D G G
But she's not, Yet!

Chorus:

G G
Oh I meditate and contemplate
D D
Sometimes I even levitate in hopes

that you won't irritate the heaven
G G
out of me, I take tantra and say
C C A A
mantras a lot more than I want' a
D D G G
I even went and bought a Bodhi Tree
D D G G
She even went and bought a Bodhi Tree

G G
If everything were perfect
C C
I'd be the greatest wife
D7 D7
I would not obsess about
G G
Beginning your next life

I'd see your karma as my dharma
C C A A
and forget we've ever fought
D D
If everything were perfect
G G D D G G
But it's not, Yet!

Chorus:

G G
Oh I meditate and contemplate
D D
Sometimes I even levitate in hopes

that you won't irritate the heaven
G G
out of me, I take Yoga in a toga
C C A A
that I got in Calistoga
D D G G
I even went and bought a Bodhi Tree
D D G G
She even went and bought a Bodhi Tree

Bridge:

G G D D
Om, Om Omigawd
D D G G
Om, Om Omigawd


G G
If I could just surrender and
C C
learn to love what is
D7 D7
I wouldn't care my toilet seat
G G
is covered with your whiz

I wouldn't care I caught you
C C A A
in my bra and underpants
D D
If I could just surrender
G G D D G G
But she can't, Yet!

Chorus:

G G
Oh I meditate and contemplate
D D
Sometimes I even levitate in hopes

that you won't irritate the heaven
G G
out of me, My aura was a horror
C C A A
so I memorized the Torah
D D G G
I even went and bought a Bodhi Tree
D D G G
Now she has a frickin' Bodhi Tree

Outro:

G G D D D D G G
Om, Om Omigawd Om, Om Omigawd
G G D D D D G G
Om, Om Omigawd Omigawd Ohhh?

Uke tab by , 03 Apr 2016

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