The World's Best Kisser Uke tab by Darwin Deez

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The world's best kisser is girl who believes
A
In nothing
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She wears a lot of black
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And isn't very trusting

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And the world's best kisser is a girl I know
A
And since I've met her, I'm a metronome
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I clack away and wait until we're all alone

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If I could disappear into her failures for a time
AD
I'd grease the creaky hinges in her mind
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Repaint the flaky walls with my belief
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Then I could turn my girl into a leaf

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Happy blowing by on summer wind
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For now she throws her arms around me like an evil twin

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And puts her crooked fingers in my mouth
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And writes me lines of code without a mouse
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While I make angels in the snow outside her house

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Girl, what turns you on?
EBA
The pages of a book on the elliptical?
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Girl, what turns you on?
EA
Say before your lips become predictable

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If gravity can make a star combust
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Then maybe it's what makes me full of longing
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Full of lust

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I'm orbiting your waist throughout the day
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So maybe love is orbital decay

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My heart's a flame with atmospheric drag
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As I'm an astronaut about to plant my flag

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So tell me, girl, what turns you on?
EBA
The pages of a book on the elliptical?
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Girl, what turns you on?
EA
Say before your lips become predictable

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Magic isn't magic if it lasts
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Let the record show you turn me from a solid to a liquid to a gas
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Exhibit A, your honor, run it back
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And how do you have everything I lack?

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Well, baby girl, what turns you on?
EA
The pages of a book on the elliptical?
F#mEB
Girl, what turns you on?
EBA
Say before your lips become predictable

F#mAB
Girl, what turns you on?
EG#mA
The pages of a book on the elliptical?
F#mB
Girl, what turns you on?
EA
Say before your lips become predictable