Debt Collector Uke tab by Daniel Knox

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Once upon a time there was a man
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He was standing where you're standing now
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But no one's heard from him 

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Once upon a time there was a girl
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But a girl has other ways to pay
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Are you a married man? 

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When you owe me, you owe me 
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You don't want to know me 
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I'll say hi to your friends 
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See how far 
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The finger bends 

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Once upon a time there was a boy 
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He said things a boy should never say 
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I crushed his skull and teeth and broke his neck and-

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Once upon a time there was a corpse 
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Hard to say if it was boy or girl 
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From what was left behind 

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When you owe me, you owe me 
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You don't want to know me 
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I'll sneak into your house 
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I'll be as quiet as a 
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Little mouse 

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If you were late to church 
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God may forgive you but the devil will follow you home 
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And crawl in bed with you 

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And if you were late for me 
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I'd take an axe to everything you love 
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Or my bare hands 

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When you owe me, you owe me 
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You don't want to know me 
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Never a moment's rest 
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I'll rip the infant from his mother's breast